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sally · Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2003 6:28 pm Post subject: just for laughs read this ladys

> > Romance Mathematics
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> > Smart man + smart woman = romance
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> > Smart man + dumb woman = affair
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> > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
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> > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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> > OFFICE ARITHMETIC
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> > Smart boss + smart employee = profit
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> > Smart boss + dumb employee = production
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> > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
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> > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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> > SHOPPING MATH
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> > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
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> > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
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> > GENERAL! EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
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> > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
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> > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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> > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
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> > A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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> > HAPPINESS
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> > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
>little.
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> > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
>understand her at all.
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> > LONGEVITY
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> > Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
>more willing to die.
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> > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
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> > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
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> > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.
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> > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
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> > A woman has the last word in any argument.
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> > Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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> > HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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> > ! Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and
>cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the
>same thing to them at funerals.
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> > SEND THIS TO A SMART WOMAN WHO NEEDS A LAUGH AND TO THE SMART GUYS YOU
>KNOW! CAN HANDLE IT.
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Wabbitwuver · Established Member Joined: 31 Aug 2003 Posts: 39

Those were great! I needed the laugh! Laughing